Pet Intelligence Team

At EdgeAngel, we love Data, but we love our companions who support us (or disturb us) during our analyses even more. Meet our Pet Experts.

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Pet Intelligence
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Treat Dispenser
Ready
Nap Location Sunny Spot (Detected)
Cuteness Levels CRITICAL (>9000)
Effectiveness
14/10 Good Boys
Elvis

Elvis

Head of Strategy & Gobble-to-Market

He struts around board meetings. No one dares to contradict him.

Sancho

Sancho

Chief Fraud Detection Officer

Nothing escapes him. He sniffs out anomalies and hidden biscuits from 10km away.

E.D & Rosa

E.D & Rosa

Senior Cloud Architects & Wool Management

Experts in migration to the meadow. They manage mass storage (of wool) and data grazing.

The Poultry Team

The Poultry Team

The Bug Bounty Hunters Team

Our debugging experts. They scan the field all day to eliminate bugs (and worms) from the system.

Lulo

Lulo

Scrum Master & Sprint Leader

Always ready to chase KPIs. He ensures maximum velocity for the team.

Tokyo

Tokyo

Traffic Manager (Acquisition)

He redirects traffic (and visitors) to the right landing pages (or the sofa).

Mew-mew

Mew-mew

Sleep Mode Analyst & Nap Optimization

Specialist in hibernation mode. He analyzes cushion ergonomics with surgical precision.

Snookie

Snookie

Social Listening Expert

With his radars deployed, he picks up all weak signals from the market and the sound of chip packets.

Gusto

Gusto

Junior Model (Training Phase)

Algorithms currently learning. Error rate still high, but exponential cuteness potential.

Pipouniou

Pipouniou

Junior Model (Training Phase)

Algorithms currently learning. Error rate still high, but exponential cuteness potential.

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Paul Schmitt

Paul Schmitt

Consulting Director

"Our goal is to make your data actionable to generate concrete value, quickly."